★ “What’s the best way to pack heat while jogging?”

Slate (they’re on fire lately):

What’s the safest way to carry a gun while running?

In a jog holster, of course. There are plenty of threads on Internet forums discussing the best way to run with a gun. Some gun-toting runners use fanny packs. These are less than optimal since the weapon bounces around and the wearer must fumble with a zipper in an emergency. Others wear their weapons in thigh or ankle holsters but complain that those devices create a sense of imbalance and tend to slide down the leg. Manufacturers have recently responded with holsters specifically meant for exercise.

I’d share my secret but I don’t want to give it away. My firearm is always on me.