Walt Mossberg! Please explain to me exactly how you intend to use this Dell touch screen in a sexually stimulating way! David Pogue!Where, exactly, did you put your penis in this Macbook Air? Joshua Topolsky! I know it is significantly smaller than the original, but, I am genuinely flummoxed, how in the world did you fit an iPad2 in your ass?
You know what drives me crazy beyond the sexual lingo around new gadgets? “It feels good in your hand.” There are a few extra ways to put this statement but every new phone feels “great in the hand” and I’m not quite sure what that means. Does that mean it doesn’t electrocute you or hurt? Everything feels good in the hand if you read every review. It’s a weird thing to say.
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