I don’t know who was performing because every other frame was some pretty girl smiling with some skimpy outfit.<\/p>\n
I DO NOT go to Ultra to see pretty girls walk around. I could honestly care less. I go to experience the music BUT my most viewed Flickr photos from UMF are always the photos I intentionally tag “hot girl UMF”. The fact that people love looking at girls so much that they’ll pay $300 + airfare + hotels to go to Ultra Music Festival is beyond me. Do me a favor. Stay home or go to a strip club. Some of us are trying to enjoy the great music.<\/p>\n
…and to UMF organizers, saying “thank you” to us by showing 1.5 minutes of hot girls in a video is no way to promote the festival. Maybe it is and maybe, for the millionth time, I’m the crazy one for attending this show simply because I enjoy great dance music.<\/p>\n
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