{"id":1938,"date":"2011-03-18T22:03:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T02:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adam-jackson.net\/blog\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2011-03-18T22:03:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T02:03:02","slug":"hey-motorola-your-xoom-commercials-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamchandler.me\/blog\/2011\/03\/18\/hey-motorola-your-xoom-commercials-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2605 Hey Motorola: Your Xoom commercials suck!"},"content":{"rendered":"

People don’t want to experience the future. They want to know what they can do with it. I’ll shape my own future and I severely doubt my future looks anything like what Motorola is is conveying in their ads. Just copy Apple’s commercial and you’d save some money for R&D.<\/p>\n

Motorola Xoom Commercial<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"People don’t want to experience the future. They want to know what they can do with it. 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