★ “Balding” AT&T Announces Purchase of “Sexy” T-Mobile for $39 Billion

AT&T is buying T-Mobile. As of last night, advertisements like this were still running on US television networks:

I guess the “fast” T-Mobile network (illustrated by the woman in pink) is thrilled to hook up with that “slow” balding AT&T network. Awkward.

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